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Last Updated: 18.06.2025 13:09
Hysterias & Posteriors
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
How do empaths destroy narcissists?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No go.
Unacceptable again!
Another attempt resulted in ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
How does a person become transgender?
No way
Minds and Behinds
Thumbs down again.
If white people had been slaves, would WLM be a thing right now?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So they tried
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
I gave him everything. He said he loved me. Why?
Then came..
Loons and Moons
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Which unexpected celebrity has done a bold or revealing photoshoot?
Still no good.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Next, they tried...
Why am I so tired of the keto diet?
Everyone loved it.
So, the docs changed it to read
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Why do Indian parents force their kids to do stuff?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No, not a chance
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
The Highest Prices You Can Get For Pokémon TCG's Destined Rivals - Kotaku
Still no good
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Freaks and Cheeks
How can MeTV Toons compete with other national broadcast TV networks?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
share office space ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
My husband asked me why do I keep on complaining about him cheating. Why don't I just leave?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Just Forget it!
Nuts and Butts